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#sfgiants
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Can’t sleep
I can’t sleep and I have work tomorrow :(
Currently thinking of what I would do with unlimited spending money.
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Dunk faces
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Sushi for lunch :)
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Photo of Berkeley Bowl where I set up a security camera.
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Worked
Worked from 2pm to 9pm today. Sometimes I wish working was easier. I’m so tired and I got to do it all over again tomorrow. Yikes. Good thing is that tomorrow the majority of work is going to be driving. :)
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“I’ll lead the way out, I know karate.” -
Homesick
I’m homesick. I haven’t been home for a long time and each time I visit I stay for only a short amount of time. Hopefully this time around things will be different and I can spend more quality time with my family.
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When Tumblr goes down.
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![collegehumor:
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At the Pearly GatesAngel at Podium: Next!The line moves up. A man steps forward.John: Hi there.Angel * referring to a large book *: Jonathon Robert Curtis, born May 1st, 1982 in Dallas, Texas. Is all of that correct?John: Sounds right to me.Angel: It says here that you died while saving both orphans and puppies from a burning building. How noble.John * shrugs *: The fire department was taking too long to get there.Angel: You pray regularly for others, you attend church most Sundays, and your infringements on the Ten Commandments only amount to occasionally swearing, ‘God dammit.’ Overall, you’ve lived a very good, albeit too short life. Everything appears to be in order…John: Great! I can’t wait to get in there! I mean, you always wonder who you would want to meet in Heaven and…Angel: Woah woah woah. Slow it down there, cowboy. We haven’t even checked your Facebook yet. [Keep Reading]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/2886a550fe7865f121917a57a51a2f24/tumblr_metvwoCkn91qasthro1_1280.png)
At the Pearly Gates
Angel at Podium: Next!
The line moves up. A man steps forward.
John: Hi there.
Angel * referring to a large book *: Jonathon Robert Curtis, born May 1st, 1982 in Dallas, Texas. Is all of that correct?
John: Sounds right to me.
Angel: It says here that you died while saving both orphans and puppies from a burning building. How noble.
John * shrugs *: The fire department was taking too long to get there.
Angel: You pray regularly for others, you attend church most Sundays, and your infringements on the Ten Commandments only amount to occasionally swearing, ‘God dammit.’ Overall, you’ve lived a very good, albeit too short life. Everything appears to be in order…
John: Great! I can’t wait to get in there! I mean, you always wonder who you would want to meet in Heaven and…
Angel: Woah woah woah. Slow it down there, cowboy. We haven’t even checked your Facebook yet. [Keep Reading]
